May 2013
mntrose:
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
“Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one...”
– Nico Lang (via salveo)
corpsifiedandgross:
bondoge:
is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem
Only if you show your working
April 2013
ihavewaytoomanyfeels:
i don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population
colormecurvy:
I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
lets-go-lesbos:
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
thepretendr:
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
cokeflow:
call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones
“One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...”
– Douglas Coupland (via lusteens)
